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Funny Friendship Quotes can magnify the truth of our friendships in a hilarious way. A lot of these Funny Friendship Quotes probably resonate on a level so deep that it feels like you wrote it yourself. It is nice to have friendships that make us laugh until we pee our pants and that we can make fond memories with.

For me, I have lived all over the world and I have a handful of great friends that I have been fortunate enough to make amazing memories with. I can fondly remember high school friendships and the shenanigans my friend Dani and I used to get in. Now as an adult, a lot of my laughter comes from my best friends Emily, Victoria and Ana.

One memory that really stands out from my adult life is from when I was on this tour in Scotland with Emily o see the Highlands and our tour guide was a complete psycho. Every time his name is mentioned we die laughing. ALL the funny friendship quotes in the world about peeing your pants and laughing until it hurts apply to this scenario. He was so terrible it was funny. These are my memories, and unforgettable ones at that.

If it weren't for great friends and experiences, we wouldn't have anything to keep us smiling like a fool or laughing about when we randomly remember memories from times past. I hope you love the selection of funny friendship quotes I compiled.

Funny Friendship Quotes:

1. "I love that I don't have to act socially acceptable around you."
2. "It is the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected " – Charles Lamb
3. "Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down." – Oprah Winfrey
4. "Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you have met and you're like 'yep, I like this one' and you just do stuff with them."
5. "The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money."
6. "Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face."
7. "Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway." – Greg Tamblyn
8. "I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room.. but not too humid because, you know, my hair."
9. "I'd take a nerf bullet for you."
10. "There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends." – Sylvia Plath
11. "I don't know what's tighter, our jeans or our friendship."
12. "One sure way to lose another woman's friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements." – Marcelene Cox
13. "I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that."
14. "I love that our effortless friendship fits perfectly with my laziness."
15. "Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they'll never be seen again."
16. "A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." – Bernard Meltzer
17. "A true friend scolds like a dad, cares like a mom, teases like a sister, imitates like a brother, and finally, loves you more than a lover."
18. "No one will ever be as entertained by us as us."
19. "You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job." – Laurence J. Peter
20. "Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans."
21. "We are so hilarious. I feel bad for the people who don't get to listen to our conversations and enjoy our hilariousness."
22. "Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside."
23. "There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate." – Linda Grayson
24. "It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like 'What about lunch?" – A.A. Milne
25. "You and I are more than friends, we're like a really small gang."
26. "Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking if anyone heard us, we'd be put in a mental hospital."
27. "Good friends don't let you do stupid things … alone."
28. "We've been friends for so long that I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence."
29. "Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty." – Sicilian Proverb
30. "Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die."
31. "I will text you fifty times in a row and feel no shame. You're my friend, and you literally signed up for this."
32. "If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal." – Oprah Winfrey
33. "Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry."
34. "A stranger stabs you in the front. A friend stabs you in the back. A boyfriend stabs you in the heart. Best friends poke each other with straws."
35. "I love my computer because all my friends live inside it."
36. "I hope we're good friends until we die. then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people."
37. "The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families." – Jay Mcinerny
38. "When I say I won't tell anybody, my best friend doesn't count"
39. "Best friends don't care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine."
40. "Most of us don't need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with." – Robert Brault
41. "I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places." – Mark Twain
42. "I love you because we hate the same stuff."
43. "Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life."
44. "Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police." – Robert Louis Stevenson
45. "Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive."
46. "As your best friend I'll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing."
47. "I've always said that in politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you." – Ann Richards
48. "I like you because you join in my weirdness."
49. "You don't have to be crazy to be my friend. I'll train you."
50. "A good friend calls you in jail. A great friend bails you out of jail. Your best friend sits next to you and says 'wasn't that fun?'"
51. "Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them." – Edwin Arlington Robinson
52. "Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice." – Otto Von Bismarck
53. "Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I'd rather be an idiot than lose you." – Patrick fro Spongebob
54. "Goofy pictures and crazy times. Sisters at heart and partners in crime."
55. "Admit it .. life would be so boring without me."
56. "Me and my best friend can communicate with just facial expressions."
57. "Hanging with old friends and saying 'remember when?'"

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I hope you enjoyed these funny friendship quotes. Every time I find one on Pinterest or scrolling the web, they seem to resonate with certain memories of incredible friends. Personally I am a big fan of quotes and humor, so naturally I gravitate towards funny friendship quotes often.

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